((I’m in Maine, using a friend’s computer -.- I didn’t bring my tablet, okay?!))

FS: Pinkie Pie and Twilight are absolutely thrilled!

RD: Applebloom, Applejack, and Snails aren’t too happy.

FS: I don’t even know! It was like they were in some sort of trance! They just kept staring at my chest!

RD: *facepalm*

((DID PICTURES SO YOU DIDN’T GET LEFT WITH A BUNCH OF TEXT! SEE I DO LOVE YOU GUYS!))

Black and white Flutterdash picture.

Because the fandom needs more HNNNNNNNGGG!

Hey, look at that.

It’s a request.

It’s amazing.

No it isn’t.

ENJOY DERFURSHUR! :)

RD: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NOOO NO NO NO NOOOOO!

FS: DASHIE, CALM THE FUCK DOWN. My Celestia.

Twi: There’s a very complicated spell which only I and the princesses know. It switches a person’s genitalia to the opposite sex’s. It was meant strictly for same sex couples who wanted their own children. It stays casted on a man for a year, and girl a half of one. Me and Pinkie couldn’t wait another second for a kid, so I cast the spell on myself, and now we have the most beautiful baby girl, with a handsome man named Dusk Shine on the way!

RD: Wow, and Fluttershy thought she was a loudmouth…

FS: DASHIE! That’s mean!

FS: They’re quite well. They got their cutie marks.

RD: Sweetie and Squirt started going out.

RD: I DON’T FUCKING SEE IT!

FS: Geez, Dashie, calm down.